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I’ve been loyal for years. Never even looked at anybody else. I’ve been perfectly happy with what I’ve had. And I was pretty sure I was getting the good end of the bargain.

And just tonight, I cheated. I flirted with another. More than flirted — I experimented. I had an insatiable urge, a curiosity that had to be indulged. I dipped my toe in, to see if maybe it could be better with someone else. It wasn’t. And now, I feel terrible about it.

I got an online quote from Geico. You know, the car insurance. I’ve been with Progressive for some 3 years now, and their premiums have always been very reasonable (and recently decreased by like $30 a month! — possibly related to the fact that I turned 24), and the customer service is top-notch (fortunately, I’ve never had to make a claim). So I got a thing in the mail from Geico. Save up to 15%, blah blah blah, you know the drill, they’re blasting it from every radio and television in sight.

I had to try it. I had to see if maybe they would be cheaper. They weren’t. Never again. Progressive, I swear, this is the first and last time I’ll cheat on you. How can I make it up to you?